• Sandalwood + Lavender
• Formulated Without Phthalates
• Never Tested on Animals, Just Bad Interns

Soap Specs

• 3x Larger Than Common Bar Soaps
• Triple-Milled To Last Longer
• Made With Natural Oils
• Not For Clowns™

Duke Cannon Makes A Splash 

Duke Cannon has never taken a "refreshing dip" in the hot tub of the Best Value Motel near O'Hare, and he certainly won't be going down the community waterslide this Saturday. No, Duke Cannon's idea of a suitable aquatic escapade is a bit more primal: a moonlit cannonball into the crystal blue water of a remote forest lake (swimsuit optional).

Smells like the crisp water of a lake up North, not a retention pond in Jacksonville.